Josephine St. James

Is there a consensus as to the names of the younger brothers Kaplan?

Coincidence? I think not

So today I was on the train and I was staring out the window, lost in my own thoughts, when suddenly, I saw it. Fuck your Ham and Jesus Toasted Sandwiches, you can all go home. I saw a vision of Wiccan. Grimy train window Billy Kaplan… It also kind of looked like Elvis from a different angle but I’m still going to stick with Wiccan

I would like to find…

… a nice girl and have a relationship similar to Teddy and Billy. Chill out playing video games and reading comics and cuddling and, you know, being able shape-shift and warp reality… yeah, that’d be nice